News from Afar (And it just keeps coming)

BRISTOL, UK - Christophe Lamy maintained his 100% record in the UK British Parliamentary debate, breaking to the finals for the third successive tournament this past weekend at the Bristol IV. 

Coming off victories at University College of London President's Cup and a close runner-up position at the School of Oriental and African Studies IV, Lamy (a BP novice) continued his streak by becoming the only debater in the UK to have appeared in all three finals of the 08/09 debate tournament season thus far. 

Lamy's record-setting feat capped a strong weekend for LSE, which featured three teams breaking to semifinals; the top team on tab and the top speaker on tab as well - all of which keep LSE firmly at the top of the British Universities league table. Our very own CDS alumni, Woon Lee, was one of the LSE semifinalists.  

Unfortunately, Lamy's team lost out in the final to Cambridge A, however his team once again won the audience over with an explosive mix of analysis and wit. In opposing the motion that "This House Would Force Mothers and Fathers to Take Equal Maternity and Paternity Leave," Lamy brought the house down with an unexpected comparison of biological maternal bonds to Stockholm Syndrome, in addition to his now-trademark lambasting of the proposal as unacceptably heterosexist." 

With consecutive upcoming tournaments at Imperial College, Oxford, and Cambridge quickly gearing the national circuit towards Worlds in December, the Chicago Debate Society looks set to continue its overseas success in the coming weeks. 

Novice In-House

After barely three weeks of debating, the novices were thrown into the competitive (but friendly) setting of the "Novice In-House." 

The Top 5 Speakers were:

1. Alex Zhao

2. Chris Catterton

3. Daniel Strauss

4. Jay Garlapati

5. Deepa Ramakrishnan

And... The final round was between UChicago Carter (Chris Catterton and Deepa Ramakrishnan) vs UChicago Stevenson (Clara Spera and Daniel Strauss). In one of the best novice in-house rounds of years, UChicago Carter defeated UChicago Stevenson. 

Battles Abroad Part II

For the second consecutive tournament, CDS's very own expatriate, Christophe Lamy, broke to finals. At SOAS IV (the first intervarsity debate tournament of the year), Christophe and his partner narrowly lost to a ULU (University of London Union) team after some heated arguments among the judges' panel. 

Icelandic Debate is Born (aka GW)

Although a few unfortunate rep-outs and poor decisions were made this past weekend by the APDA elite, GW was a huge success as it marked the official birth of IPDA (Icelandic Parliamentary Debate Association). 

More details to come, but note that IPDA favors those who know many languages (preferably french), those who can sweet talk their way out of saying anything substantive, and those who feel at home in steam rooms and saunas. 

You know who you are. 

Harvard: The Colonial Times Meets Tandii

Super congratulations go out to Tom and Andy for breaking to Octofinals at the very prestigious Harvard tournament.  Even with Andy's all-nighter Thursday evening (thank you Gary Becker), Harvard's extremely large pool (139 teams), and the incompetence of certain philosophy majors (what is debt?), Andy and Tom were still able to thrive and succeed with impressive high speaks and a 4-1 record. 

CDS Conquers England: Update From the UK

LONDON -- Current CDS member Christophe Lamy announced his triumphant arrival on the UK debating circuit on October 11th, emphatically winning the UCL President's Cup with partner and ex-CDS member Woon Lee. 

After scraping into the final, Lamy and Lee found themselves having to propose the motion that "This House Would Repeal the Human Rights Act and leave the European Convention on Human Rights." Having absolutely no understanding of this motion, Lamy and Lee were seconds away from proposing the motion with a solitary independent point: that the Human Rights Act was illegitimate as the US had not ratified it, not knowing that the Act in question was actually a British Act, not the UN human rights charter. 

In a last-minute manoeuvre, Lamy and lee decided to "wing it," instead proposed abolishing all human rights charters on various grounds, such as its violation of the rights of vegetarians, its discrimination against animals, its contradiction of Hobbesian ideals, and its unfair constraints on material self-actualization through performance art that incorporates murder. 

The debate also featured what has been collectively described as the "funniest moment in British debate, ever." In responding to an Oxford A POI that "the European convention on human rights might be based on Christian ideals," Lamy responded with "Yeah well so are the Chronicles of Narnia." The round literally had to be paused for the house to come to order. 

After an hour of deliberation, team LSE D succeeded not only in winning the overwhelming popular vote, but also defeated UCL, Oxford A, and Oxford B for the championship, in a final 5-3 judges' decision. 

Lamy and Lee now look to continue their winning form at subsequent BP tournaments in the UK, and extend a warm invitation to any CDS members looking to participate at Worlds. 

Chicago, and LSE, 4eva!